Check this out. Pretty awesome stuff. Do watch the video - I drooled over that printer.

Just before paying, customer decides to ask Best Buy dude with a perfectly serious and straight face:

Oh, can you also add that $2000 computer, that $500 monitor, the $80 mouse and some networking gear valued at $500? I will pay you the $20 when everything is delivered.

W.T.F.

One would have hoped that after 200,000 years of evolution, humans have surpassed the need to be evil.

Situation: No unread messages, phone locked.

Me: Do I have any unread messages?
Siri: There aren't any unread messages.

Situation: One or more unread messages, phone locked.